ART of GRADING !!!

tOday I read this n thought wowwww.. how wd it b like if the professors really did this :D:D durin final exams...


Here is a list of the ways professors grade their final exams:

DEPT OF STATISTICS:
- All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY:
- Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them
in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to
mind.

DEPT OF HISTORY:
- All students get the same grade they got last year.

DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY:
- What is a grade?

LAW SCHOOL:
- Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an
A.

DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
- Grades are variable.

DEPT OF LOGIC:
- If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has
accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student
will not receive an A.

DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE:
- Random number generator determines grade.

MUSIC DEPARTMENT:
- Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play
the corresponding note. (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively)



hmm.. mihen ves vaanama to ol subs !! :S

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhh !!!!!!!

Feels like my heads gona burst !!!
Damn, it hurts soo badly !
Its not that im sick ..(I hope so)

sometimes just our minds are out of our control !!
memories of past spoils my day like a rooten apple :@

Y is it distracting me whenever I try to live in peace !
Memories Memories Memories Memories Memories Memories

I'll update my blog as soon as I am done with this hell of life !!!!
jus too busy wt studies these days ! catch you guys soon ! :S
with something useful :s

Sleeping pill !!!

Feels like this is a curse!!!

The moment I open my books to study ( or read anything related to it) my unconscious mind make me feel sleepy !! its like I take a sleeping pill.
The nerve in brain send signals which make my eyes tired and closes my mind,
though how much i read nothing reaches from my eyes to the brain.. wonder what barrier comes in between.

The only thing that can help me at this moment is coffee , coffee and more coffee...and music
I can listen to songs !!! (for as long as I want ) :@

I feel bad because deep inside I really want to study, but wonder why this is happening,
I must do a research maybe regarding it , that wont make me sleepy for sure :P
but that's not whats gonna come for exam (not yet :D)


What shall I do ???
now Hanguraama eh fashann veiyje brain aa dekolha!

The art of doing NOTHING !!!

XX: hi
XY : hey, mrnin, wazzup ???
XX :nothing, hama inee .
XY :ic
XX :wt abt u ?
XY :nothing,hama otee.

(This is wat i call a boring convo!!")

There goes part of our normal daily life conversation.
Nobody does anything these days :S...
Simply they just do nothing.

Grammatically, the word "nothing" is an indefinite pronoun, it refers to something. One might argue that "nothing" is a concept, and since concepts are things, the concept of "nothing" itself is a thing. *yawn*
(Wikipedia)

Nothing means nothing .. maybe something.. anything of no importance to the other person.

So while I wrote this article I was really doin nothing !!!! yayy!

(good improvement)

I hate it wen people use this word "nothing", wen I know sthn is wrong or there is something they dunt wana me to knw .HELLO guys !!! m fine with it :@

OK, i am talkin crap...So define me this NOTHING !!!!